"You tryin' to look sexy?"

On my way home from church today, as I was about to exit the Metro, a big black lady sitting by the door said to me, “You tryin’ to be sexy?”

I thought of responding, a) “Thanks, but no; God made me this way,” or b) “Nope, this is my ‘it’s raining outside and I don’t really like using an umbrella’ look.”

Instead, I just pretended I didn’t hear her and tried not to act embarrassed. I’m such a wallflower …

Justin

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2 thoughts on “"You tryin' to look sexy?"

  • 17 January, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    that’s when you respond: “TRYING??? i don’t have to try honey, this allll comes naturally”
    …then throw in a little wink.

  • 17 January, 2010 at 1:50 pm
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    Hahahaha … I’ll try that next time.

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